| First 25 | |
| 76 | Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card. |
| 77 | you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work. |
| 78 | your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. |
| 79 | you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls. |
| 80 | your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. |
| 81 | your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs. |
| 82 | the main course at potluck dinners is road kill. |
| 83 | you mow the front yard and find a car. |
| 84 | your other truck is made by John Deere. |
| 85 | you think suspenders are a type of shirt. |
| 86 | going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight. |
| 87 | you keep a spit cup on the ironing board. |
| 88 | you ever got too drunk to fish. |
| 89 | More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. |
| 90 | Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. |
| 91 | You've ever used lard in bed. |
| 92 | Your home has more miles on it than your car. |
| 93 | You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. |
| 94 | There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. |
| 95 | You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. |
| 96 | Fewer than half of your cars run. |
| 97 | Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. |
| 98 | The primary color of your car is "bondo". |
| 99 | You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. |
| 100 | You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by. |
| Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
