When going bass fishing, how do you know if the boat is a Redneck boat.........
How do you know when you are at a Redneck birthday party............
A Redneck car lock..............
You know that you are in Redneck country when see this cop..........
A Redneck cup holder..................
Redneck dentures.............
How to recognize a Redneck dog.................
A Redneck ginger bread house................
If asked to play horse shoes, how to tell if it is Redneck horse shoes.............
How to recognize a Redneck hunter...............
A Redneck Palm Pilot................
How to tell if the hot tub being advertised is a Redneck hot tub..........
When going on a skiing vacation, be sure to ask if it is run by Rednecks................
If offered a ride in the space shuttle make sure it is not the Redneck space shuttle..........
If you are hiring private security, make sure it is not Redneck private security.......
If you want a tattoo, be sure the tattoo parlor is not run by Rednecks or you may end up with this tattoo..............
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