| 26 | Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. |
| 27 | Every socket in your house breaks a fire code. |
| 28 | You've totaled every car you've ever owned. |
| 29 | There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car. |
| 30 | The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice. |
| 31 | There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door. |
| 32 | You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. |
| 33 | The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape. |
| 34 | You think a subdivision is part of a math problem. |
| 35 | You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap. |
| 36 | You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. |
| 37 | You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape. |
| 38 | You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. |
| 39 | You’re considered an expert on worm beds. |
| 40 | Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." |
| 41 | The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house. |
| 42 | You've ever bought a used cap. |
| 43 | Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes. |
| 44 | You pick your teeth from a catalog. |
| 45 | You've ever financed a tattoo. |
| 46 | You've ever stolen toilet paper. |
| 47 | You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. |
| 48 | People hear your car a long time before they see it. |
| 49 | The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot. |
| 50 | You prefer car keys to Q-tips. |
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