| First 25 | |
| 101 | Your family tree doesn't have any branches. |
| 102 | Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan. |
| 103 | Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event. |
| 104 | You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. |
| 105 | The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. |
| 106 | The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. |
| 107 | Your brother-in-law is your uncle. |
| 108 | You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture. |
| 109 | Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. |
| 110 | The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones. |
| 111 | You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading. |
| 112 | You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. |
| 113 | You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month. |
| 114 | The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute". |
| 115 | Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. |
| 116 | You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. |
| 117 | Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet. |
| 118 | You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. |
| 119 | The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?" |
| 120 | You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. |
| 121 | You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug. |
| 122 | The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?" |
| 123 | You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior. |
| 124 | Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack. |
| 125 | You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. |
| Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
