Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Now That's a Dog


I was wrestling with posting this or not. Is it relevant to my focus? I decided it was unusual in a positive way and so can have relevance to those of us who may not "fit the mold" but yet have a definite place in society and should embrace their difference rather than trying to run away from it.

Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff And has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds. With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the Three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's Standard 200lb. Limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules Weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just grew".... And grew. And grew. And grew.

You Might Be A Redneck If..............(176-200 of 299)


First 25
176 After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
177 The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
178 You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
179 Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
180 Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
181 If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
182 When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack," it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
183 You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift
184 You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
185 You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
186 You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
187 You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
188 You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
189 There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
190 You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
191 You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
192 You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
193 "Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking brake set?" is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl friend make love
194 You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
195 You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.
196 Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
197 You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)
198 You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertible top.
199 Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
200 You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.

Thank you Jeff Foxworth