| 276 | The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. |
| 277 | The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. |
| 278 | You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. |
| 279 | The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute". |
| 280 | Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet. |
| 281 | You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. |
| 282 | You've ever used a weed eater indoors. |
| 283 | You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right' |
| 284 | You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. |
| 285 | You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. |
| 286 | You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. |
| 287 | You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. |
| 288 | You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". |
| 289 | You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. |
| 290 | You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. |
| 291 | You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car. |
| 292 | The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places' |
| 293 | It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. |
| 294 | You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. |
| 295 | Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!" |
| 296 | Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray. |
| 297 | Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle |
| 298 | Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it. |
| 299 | Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!) |
| 300 | You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something! |
| Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
Redneck Ocean Liner