A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist:....................................................$ 5.00
+ Broiled Missionary:..................................$10.00
+ Fried Explorer:.........................................$15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:....$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The waiter replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day'