You Might Be A Redneck If......(126 - 150 of 299)

	First 25
126	You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
127	You've ever been too drunk to fish.
128	You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
129	You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
130	You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
131	You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
132	You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
133	Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
134	You've ever financed a tattoo.
135	Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
136	You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
137	You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
138	Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
139	Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
140	Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
141	You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
142	You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
143	Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
144	You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
145	Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
146	You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
147	You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
148	You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there...
149	Redman sends you a Christmas card.
150	You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
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