You Might Be A Redneck If.............(226 - 250 of 299)

Redneck Taxi Service

First 25

226	Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
227	"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
228	Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
229	You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
230	You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
231	You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
232	Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
233	Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
234	The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
235	You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
236	You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
237	You've ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! "
238	You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
239	Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
240	The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
241	Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
242	On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
243	During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
244	You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
245	On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
246	Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!".
247	You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
248	In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
249	Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
250	You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." or "Play Ball..."
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