Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers,large
fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America .. ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Yep, this is true. Our vehicles are in the garage and our junk has been tossed. Very good post and thanks for the laughs. :)
ReplyDeleteSandee,
ReplyDeleteIn my case both our vehicles and our junk is in the garage. I just have to be careful that the junk doesn't fall on the cars.
That was funny indeed. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteMichelle,
ReplyDeleteyour welcome......
I especially enjoyed the 'poli' 'tics'!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes right now as I am typing this my pick-up is outside of the garage too.
Our lawn mower is on the inside. along with various other things that we haven't actually seen in years.
Great post I am still laughing:):)
Very true Mel,
ReplyDeleteSame here in the UK LOL, but loved the 'poli' 'tics'...I wonder if the 'poli' 'ticians' know about this :)
Have a great day and weekend ahead,
Colin
Wow Mel, you're batting a thousand these days, I love everything!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Judy
Shinade,
ReplyDeleteThe Politics one is by far my favorite.
grottynosh,
ReplyDeleteThe UK too??
Judy,
ReplyDeleteThanks. I aims to please......