‘Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh! Killing any?' She asked.'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Fly Hunter
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked.
‘Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh! Killing any?' She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'
‘Hunting Flies' He responded.
'Oh! Killing any?' She asked.'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'
Bwahahahahaha!!! Yep, that sounds about right. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great evening Mel. :)
ReplyDeleteSandee,
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love stereotypes.....
I thought you could tell the females by their huge... wings.
ReplyDeleteBaba,
ReplyDeleteI have so much I want to say, however, all of it would land me in TROUBLE.:~(
LOL Mel...
ReplyDelete...LOL LOL LOL nasty, nasty LOL!
Now, what if the husband is wrong? What if the 3 on the beer can are pint-lover women and the two on the phone are men setting a date with their mistress?
Max,
ReplyDeleteWithout using stereotypes humor would suffer, big time, but you do have a point.
Mel,
ReplyDeleteYou know you are right; however you know how my mind always tries to see the two sides of a coin LOL!
This cannot have effect in actual fact, that's what I consider.
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