Wednesday, October 29, 2008

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


 Men Are Just Happier People--

 Our last name stays put.

 The garage is all ours.

 Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 Chocolate is just another snack.  

 We can never be pregnant.

 Car mechanics tell us the truth.

 The world is our urinal.

 We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

 We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

 Same work, more pay.

 Wrinkles add character.

 People never stare at our chest when We're talking to them.

 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

 One mood all the time.

 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

 We know stuff about tanks and engines.

 A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

 We can open all our own jars.

 We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

 Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 We never have strap problems in public.

 We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

 Everything on our face stays its original color.

 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 We only have to shave our face.

 We can play with toys all our life.

 One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

 We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.

 We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife.

 We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

 We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


 No wonder men are happier.

13 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahaha. To be quite honest...I've not met too many of these guys. Have a great day Mel. :)

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  2. if you knew about me and michelle's story over last couple months you'd see i don't agree totally lol

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  3. LOL LOL LOL!!!! This is a funny list...but my brother is a guy who cares SO much about wrinkles on his clothes!!!

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  4. ROFL what a dreadful animation LOL LOL *nodding*...

    Hey Mel,

    "Our last name stays put" - Well, here some men take their wife's name. In Spain as well.

    "The garage is all ours" - indeed...

    "Wedding plans take care of themselves" - who on earth would want men planning whatsoever? They have no taste, and when they do...they are gay (Thank heavens for their existence)!

    "Chocolate is just another snack" - for my mom as well LOL....

    "We can never be pregnant" - Thank God!!

    "The world is our urinal" - ROFL...disgusting! LOL....

    "We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky." - that's because me are natural born pigs.

    "We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt." - my brother does this; whereas I don't...

    "People never stare at our chest when We're talking to them." - indeed...but they look lower, way lower...like south LOL!

    "Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat." - HA!! Tell that to the men in my family - they use the phone more than my mother and me combined!

    "We know stuff about tanks and engines." - my brother doesn't. I know a bit...

    "A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase." - Shocking!!! LOL

    "We can open all our own jars." - so can I! But I can tell you that women do that as part of their charm....trust me (they know how to open their jars, but want to make you guys feel like you're the men)!

    "Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack." - ROFL....

    "Three pairs of shoes are more than enough." - LOL LOL LOL outrageous!!!

    "We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife." - ROFL...men are definitely shocking!

    "We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache." - Some Portuguese women do too *nodding*! As for me, that is one freedom I can live without!

    "We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes." - you are talking about my mom here!

    LOL LOL LOL Mel...this is hilarious!!

    Cheers

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  5. Randy,
    There are always exceptions.

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  6. Amel,
    Is he gay? Just kidding!!!!

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  7. Max,
    I think that your responses are funnier than the original post.

    "They have no taste, and when they do...they are gay (Thank heavens for their existence)!"
    -They definitely have a place.

    I like the graphic. Just be glad I didn't make that the SlogBite dance.

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  8. Mel,

    "I think that your responses are funnier than the original post."

    lol Thank you :D!

    "They definitely have a place."

    Yes!

    "I like the graphic. Just be glad I didn't make that the SlogBite dance."

    ROFL...now THAT would be something to scare people off LOL LOL!

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  9. Us men were always like that until the metrosexuals came and act more like women...

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  10. LOL LOL LOL!!!!! He's just had his first son. I guess he cares about his appearance 'coz he used to be SO popular among girls!!!!!! Many girls literally chased him!!!!

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  11. i hear yah, lol. you forgot to mention... it's the women worry about the budget.

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  12. I like being able to play with toys all my life. The world is my toy chest.

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