Fly Hunter

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked.

‘Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'