You Might Be a Redneck if….(51-75 of 299)

51	First 25 You take a fishing poll into Sea World.
52	You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
53	You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
54	You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
55	You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
56	You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
57	you have ever used lard in bed.
58	you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
59	you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
60	your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
61	someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
62	The primary color of your car is bondo.
63	directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
64	your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
65	you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
66	you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
67	Jack Daniels puts you on their list of most admired people.
68	your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
69	you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug
70	you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
71	you have a rag for a gas cap.
72	the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
73	you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
74	you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
75	your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
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