You Might Be a Redneck if….(76-100 of 299)

	First 25
76	Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77	you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work.
78	your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79	you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80	your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81	your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
82	the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
83	you mow the front yard and find a car.
84	your other truck is made by John Deere.
85	you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
86	going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
87	you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
88	you ever got too drunk to fish.
89	More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
90	Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
91	You've ever used lard in bed.
92	Your home has more miles on it than your car.
93	You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
94	There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
95	You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
96	Fewer than half of your cars run.
97	Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
98	The primary color of your car is "bondo".
99	You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
100	You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.
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