You Might Be A Redneck If.............(251 - 275 of 299)

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251	Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
252	Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
253	You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
254	You bring your dog to work with you.
255	You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
256	You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
257	Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
258	Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
259	You use lava soap more than three times a day.
260	You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
261	You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
262	You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
263	You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
264	You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
265	You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
266	Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
267	You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
268	You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
269	You've ever fed your date French fries in a Denny's.
270	Going to the Laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
271	Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
272	Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
273	You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
274	You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
275	You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
	Thank you Jeff Foxworth Last 25