Thursday, September 20, 2007

Are You Feeling Old Yet?



If you remember 1967............
1967: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair

1967: KEG
2007: EKG

1967: Acid rock
2007: Acid reflux

1967: Moving to California because it's cool
2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1967: Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage

1967: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1967: Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint

1967: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1967: Being called into the principal's office
2007: Calling the
principal's office

1967: Disco
2007: Costco

1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1967: Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test

1967: Whatever
2007: Depends


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things....
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born
in 1987.

They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"

"I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane, Boss, de plane"

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?


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8 comments:

  1. Oh, I'm old all right. Okay 56 just makes me sort of old. How come I feel so young? :)

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  2. Sandee,
    Age is a state of mind...remember, It's all about attitude.
    I'm a little older than you and I feel more alive right now than I have ever felt.

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  3. hello mondaymorning power u are absolutely right age is stae of mind its an attitude youth is in your heart not in years im turned 28 last month i was sort of fscared to think of aging (u know all women do ) but i started to think more right how to feel happy all the time and face my fears replacing them with good attitudes and the feed my soul with the best of life and feel happy living no matter what age i am or what hard times i could be facing
    lovely post really i enjoyed
    gbest wishes

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  4. Lili,
    Like always said, happiness is a choice.....choose wisely. I will have another post coming out very shortly on happiness.

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  5. Fantastic post. Put a huge smile on my face!

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  6. Amel,
    Thank you.....I thought that you would like this.

    Shama,
    I'm glad it made you smile. Welcome to my site. I hope to see you again.

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  7. Himanshu,
    I'm glad you like my site. I hope to see more of you.

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