Monday, January 28, 2008

anal glaucoma


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.



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19 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2008 at 11:31 AM

    Well, I'm my own boss - don't think it'll work :lol:

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  2. DubLiManJanuary 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    Rennay,
    Lucky you.

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  3. DubLiManJanuary 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    thans

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  5. AmelJanuary 28, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...Oh dear...I was wondering what anal glaucoma meant!!!! ;-D

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  6. DubLiManJanuary 28, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    Anonymous,
    Yor welcom

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  7. DubLiManJanuary 28, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    Amel,
    Well, now you know. LOL

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  8. SandeeJanuary 28, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    Bwhahahahahah, I love it Mel. I could have used that a time or two while I was still working. Oh wait, I did. Bwahahahahahah. Have a great day Mel. :)

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  9. JackieJanuary 28, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    hahaha....that's a good one Mel.

    Oh I see our new button. I'll grab it and get it posted.:):):)

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  10. DubLiManJanuary 28, 2008 at 11:03 PM

    Sandee & Shinade,
    I wish I had more time to blog. I have some great stuff waiting for publishing, however, I have been busy keeping up with the Big Bang. I'm not complaining.

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  11. SindiJanuary 29, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    There is an award waiting for you at my blog.

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  12. DubLiManJanuary 29, 2008 at 4:24 PM

    I'm a comin.....

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  13. i beatiJanuary 30, 2008 at 5:42 AM

    both so funny thanks

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  14. DubLiManJanuary 30, 2008 at 8:41 AM

    Sandy,
    You're welcome.

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  15. Baba DoodliusJanuary 30, 2008 at 6:31 PM

    Sounds like she has a shitty outlook on life.

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  16. DubLiManJanuary 30, 2008 at 8:34 PM

    Oh baba,
    You mind does work in mysterious ways, but you always seem to make sense.

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  17. Max CoutinhoJanuary 31, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    LOL LOL this was also a great one, Mel! But I preferred the image "Damn right I am good in bed, I can sleep for days" LOL LOL...*nodding*!

    Cheerio

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  18. DubLiManJanuary 31, 2008 at 9:32 AM

    Max,
    There is so much I want to say right now........but I won't. (LOL & shaking my head))

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  19. Max CoutinhoJanuary 31, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    Mel,

    LOL You know that you can confide in me LOL LOL *nodding*!

    Anyway, I can imagine what is going through your mind LOL...

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