Friday, February 15, 2008

Menopause Jewelry


I think that you ladies will like this..........

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.


We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.


Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond... Dumb ass!




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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    Ha, ha, ha! "Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond" :DDDDD oooh, it rules ;DDDDDD

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    Great blog, by the way :D

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  3. DubLiManFebruary 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    Zephyr7,
    Thanks.....maybe next time.

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  4. aniceplaceinthesun.blogspot.comFebruary 16, 2008 at 1:51 AM

    Ha Ha Ha, Great one Mel!

    By the way, you've been tagged for the After the Fifth Sentence On Page 123 Meme, optional of course. I just wanted you to know someone's thinking about ya~ :)

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  5. DubLiManFebruary 16, 2008 at 8:16 AM

    Ann,
    I'll come on over and take a look. Thanks,

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  6. Max CoutinhoFebruary 16, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    Hey Mel,

    LOL this is nasty *nodding*! To tell you the truth I never heard of such symptom, I have heard of PMS causing mood swings...but hey perhaps women over there are different lol.

    Anyway, I came to tell you that I have awarded you as a token of my deep friendship for you, Mel:

    http://maxcouti.blogspot.com/2008/02/new-precious-awards.html

    Cheers

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  7. KimFebruary 16, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    this is good Mel..
    now I know I can put my rings to good use LOL...

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  8. DubLiManFebruary 16, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    Max,
    Let's face it.....in the best of ways, you're not the typical woman. Now I have offended everyone else (LOL.)

    I'll be right over.

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  9. DubLiManFebruary 16, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    Kim,
    I hope my wife doesn't read this.

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  10. HazelmoiFebruary 17, 2008 at 5:08 AM

    Ooh I love this! So husbands out there should know this: There's no better way to know the wife's mood swings unless you get those diamonds...hahaha..sounds materialistic but diamondds DO prevent husbands from getting those red marks! A guarantee..hahahha...

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  11. DubLiManFebruary 17, 2008 at 8:17 AM

    Madamoiselle,
    Let's face it, men are not know for their sensitivity....I know, I am one.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    Ah, the old mood rings...what a blast from the past. I think my poor husband would love to have something to gauge my moods through menopause. Diamonds wouldn't hurt the cause either.

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  13. SandeeFebruary 18, 2008 at 2:27 PM

    Bwahahahahahaha, very well done. :)

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