You Might Be A Redneck If...........(151 - 175 of 299)

Redneck Palm Pilot

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151	You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
152	You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
153	You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
154	You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
155	There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
156	You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".
157	You've ever made change in the offering plate.
158	If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year,"
159	You consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...
160	You own at least 20 baseball hats.
161	You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
162	You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
163	When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!
164	Your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..."
165	Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
166	When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can loose them or not.
167	You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
168	Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
169	Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
170	Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
171	You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
172	You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
173	You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
174	You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the house of Tattoos.
175	You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
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