Wednesday, May 7, 2008

He said, She said.........

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up ones self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with ones partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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AND...

He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said .. You wear pants, don't you?


He said ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on thesofa and fart!


He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said .. They don't have time


He said .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.


He said .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said .. They already have boyfriends.


She said ... What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .. A widow.


He said ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


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18 comments:

  1. Fair and balanced as always. Bwahahahaha. Thanks for the laughs Mel. Have a great day. :)

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  2. true! thanks for sharing the fun ;)

    re: stumble upon meme, you might need to register at stumble upon, it's similar to blog catalog, just like alexa you have the option to download the toolbar.

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  3. Too flipping funny and so true! You nailed it. Hope you're doing well. Have a gr8 weekend. *Lots of Lov'n*

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  4. Sandee,
    Thanks, but sometimes I feel I lean to much towards your side of the fence.

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  5. Hi Chuck,

    I plan on having a great weekend....it's my birthday and NO, it's none of your business.

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  6. Mel, These are all so true, but #8 about the remote really applies in my house.

    I have tagged you for a StumbleUpon meme. Participate if you're interested. Hoping it will turn out as good as your Big Bang Meme has. Have a great day

    Chris
    htp://blog.werelivingwell.com

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  7. Yes, I suppose flatulence *is* an activity that can be undertaken while drinking beer.

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  8. Chris,
    This meme is on my to-do list.

    Thanks,

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  9. baba,
    flatulence is an activity that can be enjoyed anytime and anywhere?!?!

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  10. Ouch! So painful but oh-so-true. Thanks for the pick-me-up first thing in the morning. Always nice to start the day with a good dose of humour.

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  11. Easydiet,
    The truth hurts and is also quite funny.

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  12. 'he said, she said'.... their conversations are so cute.haha I'm enjoy the day now. thanks

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  13. spandex,
    I just want you to know that appreciates the visits and the fact that leave comments.

    THANK YOU!!

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