Mel
LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE...
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me...."You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your arse and give her a break!"
I thought "Shit! ... Women!" Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms "Sod off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening".
After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.
I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK [see below]
I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.
Bwahahahahahaha. Oh he's a keeper. Bwahahahahahahaha. Have a great day Mel. :)
ReplyDeleteI am a might jealous of you lawn mower. Can you pull a wheelie and avoid cutting the shrubs? Where is the beer "cup holder"???
ReplyDeleteYou romantic you .... :~)
picking up some more bang linkies, and now headed out to mow (with my 3400 Allis Chalmers Triple Deck)
Speedy
That's one fine lawn mower you got for your wife. I must say that I'm really jealous =P
ReplyDelete[:-)
ReplyDeleteSandee,
ReplyDeleteSuch a nice guy
Speedy,
ReplyDeleteI knew there was something missing... the beer cup holder.
easydiet,
ReplyDeleteI wonder how muck this would go for on eBay?
Nick,
ReplyDeleteMy friend; a man of few words.
I wonder if she'll change her mind on loving gardening from now on. Haha.. that was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteherpes,
ReplyDeleteNothing but the best......
Mel,
ReplyDeleteI will be back to this post later on (I can see it is a good one lol).
You have been awarded, my friend:
http://maxcouti.blogspot.com/2008/05/special-award.html
Cheers
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Quoting his neighbour "You lazy Prick!" damn!!
ReplyDeleteI will refrain myself from stating what I really think of this kind of man...ok, I will unveil a bit: this kind of male is the typical impotent kind that puts his wife to work so that she doesn't think about his penile issue...there, I said it!
Cheers
Max,
ReplyDeleteWoa..... Calm down. You know what your problem is....you don't know how to express yourself: come on, tell me what you really think (lol) [:-)
Mel,
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL....you kill me LOL!
hahaha. you are so nice to your wife. if can I wish I could get one that special one.
ReplyDeletespandex,
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll take out a paten on this riding mower.....I'll be a millionaire.