Saturday, January 26, 2008

EVER WONDER


Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?




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10 comments:

  1. I've wondered about all of these too. Have a great day Mel. :)

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  2. Sandee,
    Actually, there is a lot that I wonder about. I'm thinking of making this a regular feature, maybe?

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  3. HE HE HE HE HE...interesting questions. ;-D

    Hey, I didn't know there was a mouse-flavored cat food!!!!

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  4. Interesting indeed. I have an award for you on my page.

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  5. Amel,
    There isn't, but there should be.

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  6. Thank you for inviting me to join the big bang. I have already been taged twice. I just put it on my site. It looks like it will be fun.

    Love and Blessings,
    AngelBaby

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  7. Ohhhh...I thought there was something like that, so I was amazed how it would taste like since it'd be hard to make.

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  8. ROFL...
    I needed a good laugh Mel ...
    thanks...
    if they built planes out of the black box stuff I'd consider flying again :)

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  9. Kim,
    It makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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