You Might Be A Redneck If..... (26-50 of 299)

26	Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27	Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28	You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29	There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30	The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31	There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32	You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33	The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34	You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35	You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36	You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37	You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38	You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39	You’re considered an expert on worm beds.
40	Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
41	The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42	You've ever bought a used cap.
43	Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44	You pick your teeth from a catalog.
45	You've ever financed a tattoo.
46	You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47	You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48	People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49	The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50	You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
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