A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist:....................................................$ 5.00
+ Broiled Missionary:..................................$10.00
+ Fried Explorer:.........................................$15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:....$100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The waiter replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day'
Monday, March 17, 2008
Cannibal Restaurant
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7 comments:
Bwahahahahahaha. Now this is the truth. Thanks for the laugh Mel. Have a great day. :)
And I thought everybody was doing Ireish jokes today. Way to think outside the box, Mel!
Sandee,
A timely post........I think.
Baba,
It's like the stock market....when everyone buys, it's time to sell and when everyone sells, it's time to buy. I didn't want to be just another Irish joke.
That cannibal knows what he's talking about!
Nick,
You said a mouthful!
AW,
Thanks.
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