Attitude, The Ultimate Power: anal glaucoma

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Monday, January 28, 2008

anal glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.

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19 comments:

Anonymous said...: Well, I'm my own boss - don't think it'll work :lol:; January 28, 2008 at 11:31 AM
DubLiMan said...: Rennay,
Lucky you.; January 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM
DubLiMan said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM
Anonymous said...: thans; January 28, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Amel said...: HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...Oh dear...I was wondering what anal glaucoma meant!!!! ;-D; January 28, 2008 at 1:01 PM
DubLiMan said...: Anonymous,
Yor welcom; January 28, 2008 at 1:44 PM
DubLiMan said...: Amel,
Well, now you know. LOL; January 28, 2008 at 1:44 PM
Sandee said...: Bwhahahahahah, I love it Mel. I could have used that a time or two while I was still working. Oh wait, I did. Bwahahahahahah. Have a great day Mel. :); January 28, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Jackie said...: hahaha....that's a good one Mel.

Oh I see our new button. I'll grab it and get it posted.:):):); January 28, 2008 at 3:32 PM
DubLiMan said...: Sandee & Shinade,
I wish I had more time to blog. I have some great stuff waiting for publishing, however, I have been busy keeping up with the Big Bang. I'm not complaining.; January 28, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Sindi said...: There is an award waiting for you at my blog.; January 29, 2008 at 2:29 PM
DubLiMan said...: I'm a comin.....; January 29, 2008 at 4:24 PM
i beati said...: both so funny thanks; January 30, 2008 at 5:42 AM
DubLiMan said...: Sandy,
You're welcome.; January 30, 2008 at 8:41 AM
Baba Doodlius said...: Sounds like she has a shitty outlook on life.; January 30, 2008 at 6:31 PM
DubLiMan said...: Oh baba,
You mind does work in mysterious ways, but you always seem to make sense.; January 30, 2008 at 8:34 PM
Max Coutinho said...: LOL LOL this was also a great one, Mel! But I preferred the image "Damn right I am good in bed, I can sleep for days" LOL LOL...*nodding*!

Cheerio; January 31, 2008 at 9:22 AM
DubLiMan said...: Max,
There is so much I want to say right now........but I won't. (LOL & shaking my head)); January 31, 2008 at 9:32 AM
Max Coutinho said...: Mel,

LOL You know that you can confide in me LOL LOL *nodding*!

Anyway, I can imagine what is going through your mind LOL...; January 31, 2008 at 9:39 AM