You Might Be A Redneck If..............(176-200 of 299)

First 25

176	After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
177	The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
178	You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
179	Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
180	Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
181	If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
182	When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack," it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
183	You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift
184	You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
185	You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
186	You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
187	You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
188	You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
189	There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
190	You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
191	You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
192	You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
193	"Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking brake set?" is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl friend make love
194	You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
195	You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.
196	Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
197	You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)
198	You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertible top.
199	Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
200	You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
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