Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Jun 7, 2007

Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If..............(201 - 225 of 299)

Redneck Window

First 25

This may be the funniest group yet.....

201	You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
202	You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
203	You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
204	You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
205	You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
206	There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
207	The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
208	It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
209	You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
210	You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
211	Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
212	Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
213	The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
214	Yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
215	The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
216	Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco
217	Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
218	Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
219	Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
220	You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
221	You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
222	When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
223	Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
224	Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
225	You know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
	Thank you Jeff Foxworthy Next 25