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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
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Saturday, June 9, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If.............(226 - 250 of 299)

Redneck Taxi Service
First 25
226 Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
227 "Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
228 Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
229 You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
230 You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
231 You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
232 Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
233 Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
234 The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
235 You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
236 You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
237 You've ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! "
238 You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
239 Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
240 The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
241 Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
242 On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
243 During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
244 You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
245 On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
246 Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!".
247 You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
248 In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
249 Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
250 You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." or "Play Ball..."

Thank you Jeff Foxworth

2 comments:

Getty72 said...

Fantastic post....lots of laughs - and the best photograph I have seen in years!!! I loved the one about the rings on the bathtub!!! Keep it up, I'll be back to read more soon!!!!!!

SiFiBiBi (Say It, Feel It, Believe It, Be It) said...

Getty72,

Thanks for comment!!