Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Menopause Jewelry

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Menopause Jewelry

I think that you ladies will like this..........

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond... Dumb ass!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...: Ha, ha, ha! "Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond" :DDDDD oooh, it rules ;DDDDDD; February 15, 2008 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Great blog, by the way :D; February 15, 2008 at 2:04 PM
DubLiMan said...: Zephyr7,
Thanks.....maybe next time.; February 15, 2008 at 2:24 PM
aniceplaceinthesun.blogspot.com said...: Ha Ha Ha, Great one Mel!

By the way, you've been tagged for the After the Fifth Sentence On Page 123 Meme, optional of course. I just wanted you to know someone's thinking about ya~ :); February 16, 2008 at 1:51 AM
DubLiMan said...: Ann,
I'll come on over and take a look. Thanks,; February 16, 2008 at 8:16 AM
Max Coutinho said...: Hey Mel,

LOL this is nasty *nodding*! To tell you the truth I never heard of such symptom, I have heard of PMS causing mood swings...but hey perhaps women over there are different lol.

Anyway, I came to tell you that I have awarded you as a token of my deep friendship for you, Mel:

http://maxcouti.blogspot.com/2008/02/new-precious-awards.html

Cheers; February 16, 2008 at 2:08 PM
Kim said...: this is good Mel..
now I know I can put my rings to good use LOL...; February 16, 2008 at 2:47 PM
DubLiMan said...: Max,
Let's face it.....in the best of ways, you're not the typical woman. Now I have offended everyone else (LOL.)

I'll be right over.; February 16, 2008 at 3:25 PM
DubLiMan said...: Kim,
I hope my wife doesn't read this.; February 16, 2008 at 3:25 PM
Hazelmoi said...: Ooh I love this! So husbands out there should know this: There's no better way to know the wife's mood swings unless you get those diamonds...hahaha..sounds materialistic but diamondds DO prevent husbands from getting those red marks! A guarantee..hahahha...; February 17, 2008 at 5:08 AM
DubLiMan said...: Madamoiselle,
Let's face it, men are not know for their sensitivity....I know, I am one.; February 17, 2008 at 8:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Ah, the old mood rings...what a blast from the past. I think my poor husband would love to have something to gauge my moods through menopause. Diamonds wouldn't hurt the cause either.; February 18, 2008 at 1:07 PM
Sandee said...: Bwahahahahahaha, very well done. :); February 18, 2008 at 2:27 PM