|151||You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. |
|152||You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".|
|153||You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.|
|154||You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.|
|155||There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.|
|156||You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".|
|157||You've ever made change in the offering plate.|
|158||If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year,"|
|159||You consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...|
|160||You own at least 20 baseball hats.|
|161||You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.|
|162||You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.|
|163||When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!|
|164||Your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..."|
|165||Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.|
|166||When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can loose them or not.|
|167||You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.|
|168||Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.|
|169||Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.|
|170||Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.|
|171||You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".|
|172||You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.|
|173||You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.|
|174||You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the house of Tattoos.|
|175||You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.|
|Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Posted by DubLiMan at 10:51 PM
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet.
Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened,
vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world
are the people who get up and look for circumstances they want.
-George Bernard Shaw
Winning is not everything, but the effort to win is.
Don't just learn the tricks of the trade.
Learn the trade.
I am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it.
Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
-Aldous Huxley, author
To exist is to change; to change is to mature, to mature is to create oneself endlessly.
-Henri Bergson, French philosopher
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
-Robert Frost, poet
If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
-Malcolm S. Forbes
The facts are always less than what really happened.
-Nadine Gordimer, author
The political and commercial morals of the
Ninety-nine percent of failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
-George Washington Carver
The best way to destroy an enemy is by making them a friend.
I cannot think of many occasions when a smile is out of place.
-Charles R. Swindoll, author
Good management consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people.
-John D. Rockefeller
Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner. Even if you are behind, a sustained look of control and confidence can give you a mental edge that results in victory.
There is only one boss, the customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
A wise man does not try to hurry history. Many wars have been avoided by patience, and many have been precipitated by reckless haste.
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
Every vital organization owes its birth and life to an exciting and daring idea.
-James Bryant Conant, American educator
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
-Robert H. Goddard, pioneer of rocket research
I'm always busy, but always doing things I enjoy. I rarely occupy myself with things that bug me. I'm very fortunate in that not many of us are allowed to move around for kicks and get paid for it.
-Steve Allen - composer, singer, producer, conductor, songwriter and author
We must become the change we want to see.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing.
Fortune favors the bold.
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
Success can make you go one of two ways. It can make you a prima donna -- or it can smooth the edges, take away the insecurities and let the nice things come out.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Resolve not to be poor: whatever you have, spend less. Poverty is a great enemy to human happiness; it certainly destroys liberty, and it makes some virtues impracticable, and others extremely difficult.
British author and lexicographer
If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.
-Gen. George S. Patton
People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
-Leonardo da Vinci