Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Mar 17, 2008

Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist:....................................................$ 5.00
+ Broiled Missionary:..................................$10.00
+ Fried Explorer:.........................................$15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:....$100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'

The waiter replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day'