You Might Be A Redneck If......(101 - 125 of 299)

	First 25
101	Your family tree doesn't have any branches.
102	Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
103	Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
104	You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
105	The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
106	The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
107	Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
108	You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
109	Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
110	The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
111	You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
112	You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
113	You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
114	The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
115	Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
116	You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
117	Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
118	You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
119	The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
120	You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
121	You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
122	The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
123	You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
124	Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
125	You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
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