You Might Be A Redneck If.............(251 - 275 of 299)

First 25

251	Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
252	Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
253	You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
254	You bring your dog to work with you.
255	You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
256	You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
257	Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
258	Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
259	You use lava soap more than three times a day.
260	You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
261	You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
262	You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
263	You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
264	You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
265	You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
266	Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
267	You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
268	You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
269	You've ever fed your date French fries in a Denny's.
270	Going to the Laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
271	Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
272	Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
273	You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
274	You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
275	You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
	Thank you Jeff Foxworth Last 25

Achieving Success By Expecting Success by Zig Zigler

When you plan and prepare carefully, you can legitimately expect to have success in your efforts. When you recognize and develop the winning qualities that you were born with, the winner you were born to be emerges. When you plan and prepare to make a sale, for example, you can legitimately expect to make a sale. Although not all your expectations are going to come to pass, you give yourself an infinitely better chance of succeeding by taking the proper steps.

Regardless of your goal--losing weight, making more sales, furthering your
education, earning a promotion, saving money for a new home or an exotic vacation--you can expect to achieve your goal if you plan and prepare for it.

Also understand that the path from where you are to where you want to be is not always smooth and straight. The reason for the twists and bumps is simple, and it has nothing to do with you. It has more to do with the fact that not everyone is as interested in your success as you are. Some people may accidentally hinder your efforts; others who are in competition with you and have little or no integrity may try to sabotage your efforts.

Keep in mind, though, that when you hit those roadblocks your character,
commitment, and attitude are the determining factors in your success... Carefully review your plan of action, seek wise counsel, and be particularly careful to feed your mind good information. An optimistic, positive mind is far more likely to come up with creative solutions than a mind that dwells on setbacks and difficulties.

Bottom line: expect success and you can achieve it!