I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today.
I tell you, It was a REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD DAY!
The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?"
That's how the fight started.
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