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Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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A dose of "Monday Morning Power" and a cup of coffee and you're ready for whatever awaits you. At a minimum you should read this blog on Monday Mornings. However, there will be new posts daily. Whenever you want to feel good, tune in and help yourself to some "Monday Morning Power." Please share this site with everyone you care about. I welcome your comments and suggestions

About Me

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If..... (26-50 of 299)

26 Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27 Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28 You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29 There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30 The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31 There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32 You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33 The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34 You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35 You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36 You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37 You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38 You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39 You’re considered an expert on worm beds.
40 Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
41 The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42 You've ever bought a used cap.
43 Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44 You pick your teeth from a catalog.
45 You've ever financed a tattoo.
46 You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47 You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48 People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49 The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50 You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

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Thank you Jeff Foxworth

2 comments:

Redneck Computer Geek said...

Awesome. Foxworthy is hilarious.

Monday Morning Power said...

rcg,
I love Foxworthy. His stuff is amazing.

Thanks for the comment and come again.