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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
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MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If......(101 - 125 of 299)


First 25
101 Your family tree doesn't have any branches.
102 Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
103 Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
104 You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
105 The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
106 The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
107 Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
108 You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
109 Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
110 The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
111 You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
112 You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
113 You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
114 The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
115 Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
116 You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
117 Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
118 You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
119 The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
120 You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
121 You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
122 The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
123 You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
124 Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
125 You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

Thank you Jeff Foxworth

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