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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
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Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: Website: Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362

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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

You Might Be a Redneck if….(76-100 of 299)

First 25
76 Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77 you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work.
78 your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79 you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80 your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81 your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
82 the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
83 you mow the front yard and find a car.
84 your other truck is made by John Deere.
85 you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
86 going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
87 you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
88 you ever got too drunk to fish.
89 More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
90 Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
91 You've ever used lard in bed.
92 Your home has more miles on it than your car.
93 You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
94 There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
95 You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
96 Fewer than half of your cars run.
97 Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
98 The primary color of your car is "bondo".
99 You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
100 You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.

Thank you Jeff Foxworth

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