| First 25 | |
| 126 | You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. |
| 127 | You've ever been too drunk to fish. |
| 128 | You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. |
| 129 | You've ever used a weed eater indoors. |
| 130 | You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run). |
| 131 | You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls. |
| 132 | You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. |
| 133 | Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt. |
| 134 | You've ever financed a tattoo. |
| 135 | Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack. |
| 136 | You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. |
| 137 | You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. |
| 138 | Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. |
| 139 | Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. |
| 140 | Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps. |
| 141 | You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. |
| 142 | You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. |
| 143 | Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people". |
| 144 | You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. |
| 145 | Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. |
| 146 | You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car. |
| 147 | You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. |
| 148 | You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there... |
| 149 | Redman sends you a Christmas card. |
| 150 | You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. |
| Thank you Jeff Foxworthy |
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