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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
My Names:
Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
Site Names:
Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

My email address: info (at) MondayMorningPower dot Com

Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

To My Fellow Bloggers.....

Please feel free to link my blog to yours. A dose of "Monday Morning Power" would bolster any blog, except for those that profess doom, destruction and the end of the world. If you want to use any of my content in your blog, please ask first via email or by comment. I will need to review your blog for appropriate content and then give you written permission as well as being sure that you link back.

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A dose of "Monday Morning Power" and a cup of coffee and you're ready for whatever awaits you. At a minimum you should read this blog on Monday Mornings. However, there will be new posts daily. Whenever you want to feel good, tune in and help yourself to some "Monday Morning Power." Please share this site with everyone you care about. I welcome your comments and suggestions

About Me

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Friday, June 1, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If......(126 - 150 of 299)



First 25
126 You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
127 You've ever been too drunk to fish.
128 You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
129 You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
130 You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
131 You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
132 You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
133 Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
134 You've ever financed a tattoo.
135 Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
136 You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
137 You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
138 Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
139 Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
140 Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
141 You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
142 You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
143 Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
144 You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
145 Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
146 You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
147 You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
148 You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there...
149 Redman sends you a Christmas card.
150 You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

Thank you Jeff Foxworthy

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