| 151 | You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. |
| 152 | You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". |
| 153 | You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. |
| 154 | You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. |
| 155 | There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. |
| 156 | You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood". |
| 157 | You've ever made change in the offering plate. |
| 158 | If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year," |
| 159 | You consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve... |
| 160 | You own at least 20 baseball hats. |
| 161 | You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat. |
| 162 | You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. |
| 163 | When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank! |
| 164 | Your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..." |
| 165 | Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them. |
| 166 | When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can loose them or not. |
| 167 | You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. |
| 168 | Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. |
| 169 | Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. |
| 170 | Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. |
| 171 | You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind". |
| 172 | You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. |
| 173 | You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. |
| 174 | You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the house of Tattoos. |
| 175 | You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. |
| Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
Sunday, June 3, 2007
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I like everything about your blogs. Your page made me laugh and put my mind to work. I like that. I'd like to link my page to yours, but am not sure how. Get in touch with me.
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