176 | After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. |
177 | The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. |
178 | You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. |
179 | Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it." |
180 | Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator |
181 | If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight. |
182 | When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack," it reminds you to pull your jeans up. |
183 | You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift |
184 | You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. |
185 | You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. |
186 | You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". |
187 | You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. |
188 | You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. |
189 | There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. |
190 | You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. |
191 | You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is! |
192 | You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end" |
193 | "Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking brake set?" is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl friend make love |
194 | You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. |
195 | You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with. |
196 | Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. |
197 | You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...) |
198 | You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertible top. |
199 | Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. |
200 | You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed. |
Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007
You Might Be A Redneck If..............(176-200 of 299)
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You are right.
Its all because of attitude
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