251 | Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!". |
252 | Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings. |
253 | You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. |
254 | You bring your dog to work with you. |
255 | You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house. |
256 | You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it |
257 | Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers. |
258 | Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter. |
259 | You use lava soap more than three times a day. |
260 | You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts. |
261 | You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on. |
262 | You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market. |
263 | You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri. |
264 | You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard. |
265 | You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub. |
266 | Your kitchen doubles as a bait store. |
267 | You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store. |
268 | You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it. |
269 | You've ever fed your date French fries in a Denny's. |
270 | Going to the Laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck. |
271 | Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off. |
272 | Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. |
273 | You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. |
274 | You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. |
275 | You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. |
Thank you Jeff Foxworth |
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Monday, June 11, 2007
You Might Be A Redneck If.............(251 - 275 of 299)
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2 comments:
Hahahaha. Wow. So funny. Love it!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Superb! I loved it! Cheers!
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