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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Monday, June 11, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If.............(251 - 275 of 299)



First 25

251 Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
252 Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
253 You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
254 You bring your dog to work with you.
255 You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
256 You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
257 Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
258 Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
259 You use lava soap more than three times a day.
260 You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
261 You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
262 You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
263 You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
264 You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
265 You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
266 Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
267 You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
268 You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
269 You've ever fed your date French fries in a Denny's.
270 Going to the Laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
271 Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
272 Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
273 You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
274 You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
275 You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

Thank you Jeff Foxworth

2 comments:

Gina said...

Hahahaha. Wow. So funny. Love it!

Max said...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Superb! I loved it! Cheers!