You Might Be A Redneck If..............(276-300 of 299+1)

Redneck Ocean Liner

First 25

276	The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
277	The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
278	You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
279	The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
280	Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
281	You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
282	You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
283	You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
284	You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
285	You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
286	You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
287	You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
288	You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
289	You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
290	You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
291	You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
292	The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
293	It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
294	You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
295	Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
296	Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
297	Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
298	Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
299	Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
300	You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
	Thank you Jeff Foxworth