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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up

25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up

  1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
  2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
  6. You watch the Weather Channel.
  7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
  8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
  9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
  10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
  11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
  13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
  14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
  15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
  17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
  19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
  20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
  21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
  22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
  23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.

6 comments:

Max said...

Hello Mel! LOL LOL LOL I loved this one, let me see if it checks:

1- my plants have always been alive; never smoked.
2- checks
3- don't drink alcohol
4- checks
5- how corny is that?
6- checks
7- no
8- no
9- never did
10- no
11- checks
12- no
13- no
14- no
15- checks
16- checks
17- Hell no!!!!
18- no
19- no
20- don't drink, but I know a thing or two about wine
21- checks
22- no
23- checks
24- lol no
25- LOL LOL noooooo....

I don't even know what to conclude from my results lol!
Cheers!

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,

It sounds to me like you are not fully grown. Actually, that is an enviable place to be.

Dedicated said...

I certainly haven't grown up yet! I think #24 applies to those who haven't grown up also, except drinking before going out is referred to as "pregamming", and if it is not done to save money, it is done because they're not of the age when they can legally buy alcohol in the bar yet. That was certainly the approach before I turned 21...now I pregame.

Monday Morning Power said...

Idedicated,

I learned something from you. I should have asked one of my sons. He's 24 and also lives in NY. He probably would have known.

Karen said...

Now that I've given up trying to earn money from my blog, I have time to visit and read others' blogs properly. Love this one !

1. I know I'm past "young" when the songs I used to think were "cool" are now being played on the oldies channel on the radio.

2. I've noticed the people who say I'm young and pretty are over sixty.

3. Aircon technicians call me "mam" and say the aircons are antiques and probably older than them.

4. I have no idea how an ipod works.

5. My parents' friends are starting to treat me like their peers.

Monday Morning Power said...

Karen,

All of yours are worthy additions to the list.