Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Why Women Don't Like To Take Men On Vacation

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Why Women Don't Like To Take Men On Vacation

Ladies...........This is for you!

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

Amen!

Gentlemen, let's accept our all too frequent childish behavior and try not to piss off the ladies in our lives too much!

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7 comments:

Amel said...: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...Oh dear this is HILARIOUS!!!!

THANKS, Mel, for making sure guys treat women well. ;-D; September 28, 2007 at 9:01 AM
Sandee said...: I love your sense of humor Mel. Just love it. You have a great day. :); September 28, 2007 at 9:07 AM
Marja said...: Well said. The little prayer is hilarious.; September 28, 2007 at 4:33 PM
DubLiMan said...: Amel,
I am the first to tell you that we can be thoughtless.

Sandee,
I know you would get a kick out of this.

Marja,
I like the prayer the best also.; September 28, 2007 at 5:40 PM
DiamondsSaphire said...: LMAO - I almost pee'd in my pants!!; September 30, 2007 at 12:59 PM
DubLiMan said...: Diamondssaphire,
I'm glad you enjoyed it.; September 30, 2007 at 2:01 PM
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