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It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Monday, November 26, 2007

Idiot Sightings


Be careful...be v-e-r-y careful.

The following are sightings by different people:

IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO,it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman , KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it wasunlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "Its open!" His reply,"I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us. They REPRODUCE!






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18 comments:

kasper794 said...

Oh that is hilarious. I really apreciated the Sears one since I worked for them as a cashier for four years. That doesn't surprise me at all. Hey thanks again for the badge I love it!! Now my son is jealous. By the way where did you find the 3 column template? I like that better than the 2 column.

odd facts said...

They reproduce? Run!!!!

Monday Morning Power said...

Kasper,

You are very welcome. I am pleased to say that I was the first one to sport your badge.

Monday Morning Power said...

OF,
Yes, they reproduce, which means they will grow and multiply. They are everywhere............

Monday Morning Power said...

Michelle,
In answer to your column question:

Follow this link, it tells exactly how I did it:
http://mondaymorningpower.blogspot.com/2007/08/from-2-columns-to-3-columns.html

You can also check this site. http://betabloggerfordummies.blogspot.com/
He has a great 3 column template that I use on my other site: ComplainComplainComplain.com

The link to this template is:
http://betabloggerfordummies.blogspot.com/2007/09/fluid-width-three-column-blog-template.html

Sandy Kessler said...

too funny

Sandy Kessler said...

mel send me that how to put award on blog email again. I opened at work and lost at home . Right now you are rea=dy to kill me I know-0 I admit to being techno - challenged , your blog brings me so much joy and positive flow kessler.sandy@gmail.com or mywubby@inbox.com

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandy,

No problem. Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it.

Sarge Charlie said...

this is good stuff,

Monday Morning Power said...

Thanks Sarge!

stacys1175 said...

That was a cute post. needed the laugh:)

Monday Morning Power said...

Stacy,
Laughing is good for whatever ales you.

batistafan said...

hi i was wanting to know if you could make me a bage like my mom rusin roundup my page is gage's world please by the way nice page ill add you to my blog hit list

batistafan said...

can you tell me how to get the dancing fool for me it funny

Ann said...

LOL They reproduce? That is the scary part isn't it? I like the one about the deer crossing sign. That's hilarious!

Ann

P.S. Congrats on your technorati. I'm at 15,000, but it seems to have stopped there, and I've been blogging seven months, so you're beating me. LOL! So far anyway.. LOL

Congrats!

Monday Morning Power said...

Ann thanks,

The Directory increased both of our authority numbers by over 100 points.

Amel's Realm said...

LOL LOL LOL!!!! My fave is the first one he he he he he...

Monday Morning Power said...

Amelia,
So is mine.