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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember where you saw this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.







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9 comments:

Amel's Realm said...

GREAT list, Mel, though I can't relate to them yet.

Mariuca said...

Oh me too can't relate to them just yet he he he...anyway, I tagged u with a meme Mel! Have fun! :):):)

http://mariuca.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-cartoon-character.html

Monday Morning Power said...

Amelia,
One day.....

Monday Morning Power said...

Mariuca,
I will be right over to take a look.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

It's so true Mel. At 56 I can attest to all of it. Bwahahahahah. It's the best time of my life as well. Have a great day. :)

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
Revealing your age.....you are not the typical woman. In my book, that's a good thing.

Max said...

Mel,

LOL you kill me! I must comment this line by line:

1- Go to Brazil and you'll see that it is the opposite LOL..
2- True
3- LOL LOL LOL this is mean LOL LOL *nodding*.
4- LOL LOL really? It doesn't happen to my dad (unfortunately)!
5- LOL LOL LOL
6- you might be right on this one.
7- It depends on conservation methods...
8- ok, only there...cause here we all eat after 8pm
9- LOL LOL LOL LOL *nodding*.
10- This one cracked me up LOL LOL LOL
11- LOL...
12- LOL LOL LOL LOL
13- ROFL ok, this one is really sick... I know some young people who do this (specially after having sex lol).
14- I am young and they are getting worse...*nodding*...
15- True, true...
16- this one is so very true lol lol.
17- LOL LOL LOL LOL...
18- :0
19- LOL...now I feel sorry for ancient people...but they are not like this :).

LOL LOL LOL I loved the image...of course some young people experience this as well (so I heard) LOL!

Great post, Mel!

Cheers

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,
I have heard a lot of nasty things about Brazil.
Talking about mean....."0" for brain cells.
I'm over 50 but I refuse to tell you which ones are correct and which ones are not....in my case, that is.

Max said...

Mel,

Yeah, Brazil has a lot of violence. There was a discussion on my blog between two Brazilian citizens: the young man says that it is everywhere, the young lady says that the violence is in certain places and that people know exactly which places to avoid...

Well, a Portuguese actor was working there and was kidnapped in a esplanade by the beach...so, I don't know!

LOL That is definitely mean LOL!

Ooooh, you could tell me: I am known for being a safe-deposit (what people tell me stays with me) lol :D! But I understand if you won't tell me! Anyway, my dad is 64 so I can imagine more or less LOL....

Cheerioooo