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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Friday, February 1, 2008

Policeman Testifies in Court


If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...


Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir.But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."


Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.





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28 comments:

Stacey said...

He's certainly got my vote! I wish I could think that fast!

Misty Dawn said...

Ahahahaha - I've worked for lawyers for almost 15 years - I LOVE this!

Monday Morning Power said...

Stacey,
You and me both.

Monday Morning Power said...

Misty,
There is some truth to it, isn't there?

Amel's Realm said...

OH OH OH OHHHHHH that was BRILLIANT indeed!!!

Have a FAB weekend, Mel! ;-D

Rhonda said...

I'm laughing so hard, my dog is barking. That is super funny, my friend!

Sarge Charlie said...

this is a good one

Greatfullivin said...

He gets my vote....where do I drop my ballot?

Monday Morning Power said...

Amel,
You also....

Monday Morning Power said...

Rhonda.
There is nothing like a GOOD comeback!

Monday Morning Power said...

Thanks Sarge.....

Monday Morning Power said...

Greatfullivin,
Mine too.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahahaha, good one Mel. Love it and it's so true. Have a great day. :)

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
Being true is what makes it so funny.

Kim said...

ROFL Mel !!!
we need more officers like him...
reminds me of the very controversial Archibald Prize court case many years back...where the truth always comes out in the end :)
have a great weekend...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Lawyers do take a beating don't they? .... to bad!
Super post Mel, I have been over so many times with the BIG BANG, I forgot to comment.

What a super job you have done, unbelievable. Have a terrific weekend - Speedy

Monday Morning Power said...

Kim,
We do need more officers like him. You have a great weekend also.

Monday Morning Power said...

Speedy,
But it's so much fun to pick on lawyers.
The Big Bang has been very successful. And, I don't think it's over yet.

Shinade said...

Mel Walter and I just simply burst out laughing!!

This is certainly one of your all time best.

We loved it.....thanks for the laugh. We just came in from Walter's birthday dinner and this simply topped the day off.:):)

Once agian what a great job on The Big Bang. thanks for keeping us informed.

~Jackie

Monday Morning Power said...

Shinade,
Happy Birthday Walter!!!

I'm glad you enjoyed this post.

Yep, the "Big Bang" was a big bang, and it's still going.

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Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Excellent!

wildcatsthree said...

Wow what fast thinking. Excellent post Mel.
We've given you the "This blog is rated E for Excellent" award, and you can pick it up at http://wildcatsthree.blogspot.com

Thanks Mel and have a great weekend.

p.s.The Meme is going very well!
Chris

Monday Morning Power said...

Anonymous,
You need to post the "Big Bang" before I can add you to the master list.

Monday Morning Power said...

Nick,
I thought that you would like this.

Monday Morning Power said...

wct,
I'll be right over. Thanks,

i beati said...

excellent one !!kudos

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