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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: Website: Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362

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Monday, April 7, 2008

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.

That CAN'T be right. least someone's holding the ladder steady

Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?

Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.

Who needs a truck?

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Oh yeah, THAT's safe!

HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

Hey, I strapped it down.

Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

Maybe we shouldn't have parked it on the side of a hill.

No problem, I can see through the holes.

It starts at a young age and men just get worse.

You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

Ropes are for sissies.

Kubota's new tractor mounted scaffolding.

Always follow traffic signs.

All I wanna know is, HOW?

Now I wanna know why

In a Hurry?

I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!

And now just one picture of a stupid woman (her husband probably put her up to it)...

Come on guys.....this is embarrassing!

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Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh my Mel. Some of this stuff is just plain scary. Why is my question. Why. Thanks for the gasps. Have a great day. :)

Monday Morning Power said...

Are men really that stupid? Wait, don't answer that!!

Lilly's Life said...

Um, that was hilarious. I don't dare share an opinon on why because I fear there are jsut as many pictures of women doing similar things. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Monday Morning Power said...

Somehow, I just don't think it would be as bad as the dumb things we men do.

Gattina said...

It's a miracle that Mr. Gattino is still alive, lol !

Monday Morning Power said...


Mr. Gatinno wouldn't happen to be in any of these pictures, would he?

Mee mOe said...

I can't explain how funny this was to read...I so thank you for the laugh of the day,week..or even the yr for that matter...hahaHAhaha

Monday Morning Power said...

Mee Moe,
I'm glad that I could make you laugh!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Some of those pictures made my knees weak. Yikes. said...

are you kidding me> LOL

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...


Monday Morning Power said...

A little scary, huh.

Monday Morning Power said...

These photos are for real.

Monday Morning Power said...

A man of few words, but you get the most out of them.

Max said...

LOL LOL *nodding*!


You said it all in the end "Come on guys...this is embarrassing" LOL!
You know, I agree with you: that last lady in the green car...she is stupid, it is not the husband, it is her! No man would tell me to make a fool out of myself (taping objects around my car? Come on!!)!

Three buckets instead of a ladder LOL LOL what are this people thinking?


Monday Morning Power said...

Sometimes you are just too logical. Yes, we all have free will, but it is fun to bash my own gender....we so deserve it.

Faizal said...

hi Mel..

Hahaha.. yeah, I can say too, thats the reasons why women live longer, but I never do those things . LOL

Sindi said...

This was great Mel, the funny thing is I know men who have done things like this, HE HE HE HE :-)

Monday Morning Power said...

Come on now, we have all done those things at some time in our life.

Monday Morning Power said...

I think that everyone does

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