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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
My Names:
Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
Site Names:
Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

My email address: info (at) MondayMorningPower dot Com

Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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Monday Morning Power

A dose of "Monday Morning Power" and a cup of coffee and you're ready for whatever awaits you. At a minimum you should read this blog on Monday Mornings. However, there will be new posts daily. Whenever you want to feel good, tune in and help yourself to some "Monday Morning Power." Please share this site with everyone you care about. I welcome your comments and suggestions

About Me

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: Website: Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362

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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

He said, She said.........

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up ones self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with ones partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said .. You wear pants, don't you?

He said ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on thesofa and fart!

He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said .. They don't have time

He said .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. We don't know; it has never happened.

He said .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said .. They already have boyfriends.

She said ... What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .. A widow.

He said ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Fair and balanced as always. Bwahahahaha. Thanks for the laughs Mel. Have a great day. :)

liza said...

true! thanks for sharing the fun ;)

re: stumble upon meme, you might need to register at stumble upon, it's similar to blog catalog, just like alexa you have the option to download the toolbar.

Chuck said...

Too flipping funny and so true! You nailed it. Hope you're doing well. Have a gr8 weekend. *Lots of Lov'n*

Monday Morning Power said...

Thanks, but sometimes I feel I lean to much towards your side of the fence.

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Monday Morning Power said...

Hi Chuck,

I plan on having a great's my birthday and NO, it's none of your business.

Themuxicbox said...

Real funny ;D

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...


Monday Morning Power said...

themusic box,

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Anonymous said...

Mel, These are all so true, but #8 about the remote really applies in my house.

I have tagged you for a StumbleUpon meme. Participate if you're interested. Hoping it will turn out as good as your Big Bang Meme has. Have a great day


Baba Doodlius said...

Yes, I suppose flatulence *is* an activity that can be undertaken while drinking beer.

Monday Morning Power said...

This meme is on my to-do list.


Monday Morning Power said...

flatulence is an activity that can be enjoyed anytime and anywhere?!?!

easydiet said...

Ouch! So painful but oh-so-true. Thanks for the pick-me-up first thing in the morning. Always nice to start the day with a good dose of humour.

Monday Morning Power said...

The truth hurts and is also quite funny.

spandex said...

'he said, she said'.... their conversations are so cute.haha I'm enjoy the day now. thanks

Monday Morning Power said...

I just want you to know that appreciates the visits and the fact that leave comments.